Cry: Yes, I fapped to Sailor Moon, get off my balls.
You know that laugh you hear in you head when people talk about a mad scientist? I imagine Ricky’s laugh at this particular moment is that multiplied by seventeen thousand and mixed with the creepy grin from Willy Wonka’s hell ride and the laugh Satan has when he acquires a new soul from a boy band.
A beginner’s guide to watching Late Night with Cry and Russ
First Step:
Praise the sun!
Second step:
Void your bowls and bladder, you do not want to miss a minute.
Third step:
Get comfy and grab a snack, but nothing that will make too much of a mess though should you laugh too hard. Preferably pizza and chicken strips, buckets of chicken strips.
Fourth step:
Prepare yourself for Youtube comments at high velocity.
Fifth Step:
Make sure you have enough shots to last through a few chapters of My Immortal
Sixth Step:
(May occur during stream) Post everything funny you hear on Tumblr, preferably with arts and/or gif
Seventh Step:
Stick to the schedule, don’t complain if the gang doesn’t.
Eighth Step:
Never ask to see Cry’s face. There will be consequences for doing so.
Ninth Step:
When the gameplay starts, expect lag. If lag is experienced, refresh, change the video quality, get a better computer or change internet providers. Shit happens.
Tenth Step:
Be ready to wrestle with the decision to face sleep deprivation the next day or miss out on epic greatness.
Eleventh Step:
Take a nap and rest up for next week.
