jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

callmemonamiral:

sapphicsnorlax:

the-minecraft-funnies:

hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick

WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT

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callmemonamiral:

sapphicsnorlax:

the-minecraft-funnies:

hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick

WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT

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WHY ISN’T THE PICKAXE IN THE HOTBAR????

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Say It, Don’t Spray It DIYDS word bottles - Badder Homes and Gardens
Buttercup Bag pattern - Made By Rae

Buttercup Bag pattern - Made By Rae

Glass Magnets and Glass Pendant Necklaces - Sabby in Suburbia
DIY Stamps - Make Grow Gather

DIY Stamps - Make Grow Gather

DIY Enamel Dots - Agus Yornet

DIY Enamel Dots - Agus Yornet

100+ Best DIY Gifts - various sources (Savvy Sugar)

100+ Best DIY Gifts - various sources (Savvy Sugar)

23 Jewelry Display DIYs - various sources (Sincerely Yours, Jamie)

23 Jewelry Display DIYs - various sources (Sincerely Yours, Jamie)

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)

+1

(via killyourenemies)

Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).

(via note-a-bear)

Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.

(via mumblingsage)

mancermechro:

having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower of a corpse because you want to get to the end but you also want to sleep and evaporate into the soil and become compost for snails and flowers because then at least you’re useful

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

moonflowerchilde:

The fact that people ignore that there are more then just TWO genders irritates me. The world isn’t 50% male and 50% female, there are people who fall in between. Don’t fucking ignore my existence.

cats-sewing:

Someone in Brooklyn? There are Catlady craft night 5th Apr.