aristocraticbunnies:

I still feel kind of betrayed

tropicun:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!

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Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. 

THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A GENERATOR) 

ONE WINNER WILL WIN ALL ITEMS (ONLY 1)

Rules:

  1. Must be following sociedy & potent-love
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you reblog the post

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • we are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere so dont feel that just because you live in the USA you cant win)

if you have any other questions ask us here & here

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014

Items: 

  1. Coach purse- $250
  2. Coach wallet- $70
  3. iPhone 4 gb 16- $100
  4. iPhone 5s gb 64- $200
  5. GoPro- $300
  6. Sol Republic- $150
  7. Oakleys- $250
  8. Bose speaker- $300
  9. Ipad 3- $400
  10. Chanel purfume- $100
  11. Samsung laptop- $270
  12. Kodak camera- $100
  13. Chi straightener- $100
  14. John Green books- $20
  15. Quartz watch- $90
  16. Fossil watch- $110
  17. Macbook pro- $1100
  18. iPhone 5s gb64- $200
  19. Adobe photoshop- $50
  20. Michael Kors phone case- $40
  21. Canon DSLR lens- $200
  22. Canon Rebel XS- $700

TOTAL: $5000+

thorsies:

hello friend i have important info for u

  • u got chub: it cute
  • u got no chub: it cute
  • ur face= cute
  • ur personality= hella
  • u r wondlful buterflu
  • kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
  • u cute
  • live life & think outside of hte box
  • box is stupid u creative u got this 
  • go do amazin thing

that is all

Long live the female protagonist in the Weekly Bundle: Leading Ladies

humblebundle:


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The Humble Weekly Bundle: Leading Ladies runs for one week and will make the curtain call on Thursday, October 2, 2014 at 11:00 a.m. Pacific Time.

One day left!

polyatom1c:

fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.

The Rules for Being Fat

thisisthinprivilege:

loniemc:

#1. Never be seen eating in public.

#2. If you must eat, make sure it is uber-healthy yet tasteless. Never eat anything that is fattening, sweet, or tasty in any way.

#3. Exercise daily to the point of vomiting. This cannot be fun exercise like dancing or skating (who wants to see that!). It must be boring and miserable.

#4. Never be seen exercising in public; you must only exercise in your own home. We don’t want even the possibility of seeing a little fat jiggle. If you break this rule, we reserve the right to call you names and throw trash at you.

#5. You must be on a diet at all times. Preferably, you must be paying for it in some way. We need you to keep supporting the 104+ (Canada & the US) billion dollar diet industry. Yes, we know that you will only gain the weight back plus more. That is part of our plan!

#6. Take diet pills. They may give you a stroke or damage your heart, but you will lose 2-5% of your weight as long as you eat right and exercise as well. Of course, you will gain it back the minute you stop taking the drug.

#7. If a diet does not work, go have your stomach amputated or squeezed (weight loss surgery). You might die of complications. You will be 4x more likely to kill yourself than the rest of the population. If you don’t die, you will most likely have long-term complications and nutritional deficiencies that will reduce your quality of life significantly. You also have an excellent chance of becoming an alcoholic. Oh, and 80% of you will regain the weight.

#8. All your attention, your money, and your focus must be on the fruitless task of losing weight at all times. Nothing else matters. You should never have a life until you succeed at that, no matter that 95% of you will fail and that those who succeed where likely thin folks losing some weight they had gained.

#9. Wear dark, shapeless clothing for which you must pay outrageously. No bright colors or stylishness of any kind.

#10. Never wear anything that lets your flesh be seen. No sleeveless shirts, no shorts, and definitely NO BATHING SUITS!

#11. Never be seen having a good time with friends in public. We want to believe you are sitting home miserable. We certainly do not want to see you laugh.

#12. Never imagine that someone could want you romantically. Love is not for the likes of you. If you do get into a relationship and they happen to be abusive, suck it up and be happy someone bothers to interact with you in any way.

#13. If you break rule #12 and end up in a relationship, never show affection in public. This is especially true if your SO is fat.

#14. If you have children, they must eat perfectly. If they are fat also, we may come take them away.

#15. If you are a fat woman and you get raped, be glad for the attention.

#16. Work daily to blend into the shadows. Never remind us that you are there. We don’t want to see you.

#17. Never expect to have friends. If you do have friends and are female, accept that they might keep you around to make them look good. If you are male, make them laugh, fatty.

#18. Either be very quiet or jolly. Never, ever let us see you angry or upset. Take how we treat you and stuff it.

#19. Never pursue a higher education. If you break this rule and do, don’t you dare complain about accommodations. So what if you class does not have a desk that fits you?

#20. Never pursue a professional career. We don’t want to see the likes of you in our courtrooms or our offices. You won’t be able to find fashionable professional clothes anyway.

#21. Never complain when you are denied a job because of your looks.

#22. If we deign to employ you, never expect to receive the same pay as your coworkers; just be happy that we gave you a job.

#23. Never expect to get a promotion. We could not reward a fat person for anything.

#24. Go to the doctor often. The doctor will tell you that anything wrong with you could be fixed by losing weight. Never complain or speak up in response. Pay your money, hang your head in shame and get out.

#25. Never tell a thin person that thin shaming and fat oppression are different. Never point out that thin shaming is part of the hatred of fat. Never note that thin shaming is calling people names while fat oppression leads to lack of health care options, lack of job options and lack of acceptance in society.

#26. Never tell feminists or diversity advocates that fat belongs as a protected condition. You should not be protected, because you could change it if you really wanted to, fatty.

#27. Never be an academic that focuses on fat studies. We won’t publish your work, even if it is rigorous and well-written. We will keep you from tenure-track jobs. If you do land one of those, we just might deny you tenure.

#28. Never succeed at anything. If you do, we will point out that it doesn’t really count since you are still fat.

#29. Never stand up, stand out or speak up in any way. This would be glorifying obesity. We can’t have that.

#30. Whatever you do, NEVER become a fat activist and point out that society treats fat people unfairly. How dare you question our abuse and oppression of you!

A great tongue-in-cheek list by Lonie. 

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

tropicun:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly NOVEMBER 29TH, 2015. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. 

THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A GENERATOR) 

ONE WINNER WILL WIN ALL ITEMS (ONLY 1)

Rules:

  1. Must be following sociedy & potent-love
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you reblog the post

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • we are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere so dont feel that just because you live in the USA you cant win)

if you have any other questions ask us here & here

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 29TH, 2015

Items: 

  1. Coach purse- $250
  2. Coach wallet- $70
  3. iPhone 4 gb 16- $100
  4. iPhone 5s gb 64- $200
  5. GoPro- $300
  6. Sol Republic- $150
  7. Oakleys- $250
  8. Bose speaker- $300
  9. Ipad 3- $400
  10. Chanel purfume- $100
  11. Samsung laptop- $270
  12. Kodak camera- $100
  13. Chi straightener- $100
  14. John Green books- $20
  15. Quartz watch- $90
  16. Fossil watch- $110
  17. Macbook pro- $1100
  18. iPhone 5s gb64- $200
  19. Adobe photoshop- $50
  20. Michael Kors phone case- $40
  21. Canon DSLR lens- $200
  22. Canon Rebel XS- $700

TOTAL: $5000+

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

how to tell if someone is REALLY bisexual

bidyke:

alphajade:

i know it can be awfully hard these days to tell if someone is actually bisexual or if they’re just lying about it with all these fake bisexuals running around, but with this foolproof guide, you will be able to tell if someone is a real bisexual!

step one: do they identify as bisexual?

if the answer is yes, then congratulations, you have found a real bisexual! amazingly enough, this works even if the subject is a young woman.

again, congratulations on your newfound skill at figuring out if someone is a REAL bisexual!

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me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.

tropicun:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!

do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog

Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly NOVEMBER 29TH, 2015. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. 

THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A GENERATOR) 

ONE WINNER WILL WIN ALL ITEMS (ONLY 1)

Rules:

  1. Must be following sociedy & potent-love
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you reblog the post

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • we are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere so dont feel that just because you live in the USA you cant win)

if you have any other questions ask us here & here

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 29TH, 2015

Items: 

  1. Coach purse- $250
  2. Coach wallet- $70
  3. iPhone 4 gb 16- $100
  4. iPhone 5s gb 64- $200
  5. GoPro- $300
  6. Sol Republic- $150
  7. Oakleys- $250
  8. Bose speaker- $300
  9. Ipad 3- $400
  10. Chanel purfume- $100
  11. Samsung laptop- $270
  12. Kodak camera- $100
  13. Chi straightener- $100
  14. John Green books- $20
  15. Quartz watch- $90
  16. Fossil watch- $110
  17. Macbook pro- $1100
  18. iPhone 5s gb64- $200
  19. Adobe photoshop- $50
  20. Michael Kors phone case- $40
  21. Canon DSLR lens- $200
  22. Canon Rebel XS- $700

TOTAL: $5000+

Help me get my top surgery!

qualia-art:

I am an 18 year old trans man who needs a surgery as soon as possible. 

If you wanna help me, you can Donate or make a Commission

Thank you 

fourtunesfool:

ghostofsprinkles

I DEMAND
A SHRUBBERY

fourtunesfool:

ghostofsprinkles

I DEMAND

A SHRUBBERY